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Top 10 Vaping Jokes & Memes

Top 10 Vaping Jokes & Memes

Everyone loves a good chuckle, and in our office we have a bunch of jokers who each fall into their own category of humour.

Some of us enjoy short and snappy one-liners, others crease at those long-winded, never ending stories, some like a fully crude ‘I’m just putting it out there’ joke, whilst others prefer an intelligent punch line. Whatever styles we enjoy, we can all lean back in our chairs and heartily snicker at a decent vaping joke!

Because it’s what we do and what we love, very often we look at each other and go ‘Yes! I know exactly how that feels! Har-har”, however, if you’re not familiar with our glorious pastime, you probably won’t understand. But that’s OK, you can smile and nod politely and continue thinking we’re strange idiots. It’s what we have to do when others talk about how great tobacco cigarettes are…

Now, I’m in no way saying these vaping jokes are brilliant, nor atrocious. There is a nice little mix, you know, to keep it interesting. I’m sure as the vaping culture grows, so will the humour – there are plenty of comical memes out there already surrounding popular puns, e-juices, mods and devices – it’s only a matter of time before the comics come flooding in. But here we have it, the top 10 vaping jokes and memes from around the web…

1. Q. If a vaper has been robbed, which detectives are assigned to the case.

A. Sherlock Ohms and Doctor Watson.

2. Q. What’s the difference between a cocksure man and a vaper?

A. One's ego is unbearable, and the others is in a lanyard.

3. Q. What do you call advice from a vaper?

A. Drip tips

4. I’m pretty bummed about the new vaping TV show, I heard it got kanthaled

5. Q. What do you call a hip vape?

A. Mod.

6. Q. How many vapers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Three; one to recoil it, one to review it, and one to video the tutorial.

7. Q. What did the vapes do when he saw a rat in his house?

A. He recoiled in horror

8. Is that a mechanical mod in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

9. What is a Vapers favourite fantasy film?

A. Cloud Wars Episode I: The Phantom mod.

10. Q. What is a Vapers favourite story book?

A. Harry Vaper and the Deathly Clouds

You know when you sit around the dinner table at Christmas reading the terrible one-liners from inside the crackers, then your uncle pipes up I can do better than that’. And you all sit there wanting to shove the pigs in blankets into your ears? Yeah, we get it.


Best vape memes

Vape memes are still going strong! Check out our list of our best vape memes:

  • Sometimes we definitely get the feeling things have gotten slightly out of hand.

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  • Yep, We've all been there.

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  • After hosting many cloud comps, we wouldn't be surprised!

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  • AKA Professional vapers!

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  • Buying your first high end really is a special feeling.

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  • We all know one!

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  • We've all been there!

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Is it just us? Or are eliquid bottles getting ridiculously big?

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Seriously?! Do they even try to make any sense?

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This one almost made us spit our tea out!

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And that's all folks! Hope you enjoyed, i remember to check out the latest and greatest vape products right here are grey haze!

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  • I love to vape

    - Daimy

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Author: Taz Dean

Taz Dean has had a ten year career in the vaping industry. He has helped build business', develop products and create e-liquid lines globally. As an ex smoker, avid vaper and vaping advocate, he has years of knowledge and experience on aspects of the vaping industry, from the shop floor all the way to distribution . This unique insight helps with his unique perspective and engaging informational content.

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