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TOP 10 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARTNER (or non vaping friends)...

TOP 10 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARTNER (or non vaping friends) WITH VAPING!

So this week we looked into how deliberately annoying we can be with vaping to our respective partners, i know i enjoyed this one however my partner should hopefully be moving back in over the bank holiday!


10: VG up the windows in the car.

This one works better over time but if you vape high VG based juices, go to town on vaping in the car (when standing still) with the windows closed. Over time the VG will build up like a thick condensation on the windows leaving them no option but to constantly clean the windows, very annoying especially if you don’t vape and because VG is a nightmare to get off properly!


9: Demand new storage just for Vape paraphernalia!

Of course you need a room for all of your cool new vape gadgets and gismos! so demand a new cupboard, shelf or even an entire room just for vape gear because without it you have no where to keep your stuff other than everywhere!


8: Build an empty juice bottle fort!

Keep every juice bottle you buy for nostalgic reasons, but start building something epic on the window sill! by the time they notice you will have been building it for too long to take it down.


7: Constantly blow clouds into their personal bubble!

Start off by doing it every so often so it isn’t too obvious, then slowly build the frequency and up the power on your mod for more intense thick clouds until every pull is a thick billowing cloud that they can’t see through (this is a good one if you time it right in a movie).


6: Use the nail clippers when you can’t find your wire cutters!

As vapers we all started off by clipping our leads with nail clippers, however we quickly learnt that this dents the blades, especially with thick wire rendering them useless after about 3 days. So of course to be annoying we buy wire clippers and then still use their nail clippers! How to be Vape annoying 101!


5: This ones for the guys! Steal her cotton because you’re saving yours!

You’ve just spent a fortune on good organic cotton so the last thing you want to do is get through it all quickly, so use her cotton balls! They may not be as good as your recently purchased 100% organic Egyptian cotton but they will still do the job and you save your stuff!


4: Redo your build 5 minutes before you have to go out.

This one i have personally almost been murdered for. Your build will always take you more than 5 minutes because you have “OCVD - Obsessive Compulsive Vape Disorder” everything has to be perfect and perfection takes time. This will be a huge annoyance to your partner as they will have to wait. If you want to be extra specially annoying you can upgrade this one by claiming you need to re-wick because you’ve put the wrong juice on your freshly built coils!


3: Mist up any room you spend a lot of time in!

This one we do without even realising, just vape and vape and vape with all the doors and windows closed the room will soon fog up with a guaranteed response of “for goodness sake could you at least open the window i can’t see the TV!” this works well in the dark because no one will notice it until the lights get turned on! It also adds to No.10!


2: Kanthal in the carpet!

Ok this one hurts but we had to put it in as its one of the most annoying things in the world, i would put this in the same category as stepping on a plug, but a plug doesn’t get stuck in your foot. We don’t advice you you deliberately go out of your way to execute this one, but it does happen, usually to you.


1: “I’m only going into the Vape shop for two minutes for juice!”

As a respectable vaper you are never “Just popping in for Juice” there will always be something shiny to explore or someone interesting to speak to and you can’t help it! 2 minutes turns into an hour and a half with a bag full of new goodies and a dent in your wallet. It’s great for us, not so much for your partner who is now asleep in the corner, drooling. So attractive!

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  • Posted by 1 on December 13, 2015


  • Posted by 1 on December 13, 2015


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